vriskee:

i only have two emotions

  • yeah man
  • nah son

(Source: kzuichi)

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methlabrador:

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

(Source: mattressblowoutsale)

141,914 notes

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

205,566 notes

dickturepictures:

I’m blogging and bae going down on me

3 notes

You have to be odd to be number one.

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

(via reveriesofawriter)

(Source: lsd-soaked-tampon)

242,195 notes

jessicafinn:

queen of kony island

jessicafinn:

queen of kony island

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serfboarts:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

what even is this show

the deleted scene from american horror story: Coven

serfboarts:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

what even is this show

the deleted scene from american horror story: Coven

(Source: spongebob)

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meatbicyclevevo:

why do I get invited to kids parties

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